I love her, and her, and her

 Eris

I wanna kiss her

mwa mwa mwa 

under the mistletoe

With Aphrodite and Gaia too

I fricking hate the kids at school

So a bunch of kids from my school (and a few neighboring fellow middle schools) were sending shit on instagram like this, and I fought them with Eris as shown on the images on the side

I wonder why they just decided to DM me, say it to my face you coward!
Like tell it to my face, greyface! These children are so stupid, they're like 13-14 because they're like in 7th and 8th grade but they act like literal toddlers. Somebody (like me) better sit them down, in the principal's office and talk to them about the church And state separation AGAIN Because the first time Ms. Kent Tried to do it but it failed. At least Ms. Kent tried though because these narrow-minded babies won't listen to whatever the teacher says or what I say.

Oh my gods-

Eris' reaction to my sister just basically saying to just exclude the goddess from your date with the goddess

CONTEXT: so my sister told me that we needed to postpone the picnic (That was supposed to be ME AND ERIS ONLY) because MY DUMB FRICKING sister was like "I don't feel good, can we postpone the picnic?" No, because....

1. YOU ARE THE LYFT/UBER

2. IT'S A PRIVATE THING BETWEEN ME AND ERIS, YOU DOLT



I simply needed you to drop me off and pick me up when it's done, or at least just supervise

 YOU ARE NOT INVITED.

I also reminded her that it was supposed to be me and Eris only, it wasn't supposed to have you and mom burst into our private time.

YET SHE JUST SAID TO FORGET ABOUT HER

NO

SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

???

 Strum dum bum bum be dum bum strum

I dunno what I'm typing :)

fnord

Reflecting on the Principia

If you're reading this post I assume that you read the Principia Discordia you have probably read this part

"Is Eris true?
Everything is true.
Even false things?
Even false things are true.
How can that be?
I don’t know man, I didn’t do it."

WAIT- I CAN GET A DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOOO