Oh my gods-

Eris' reaction to my sister just basically saying to just exclude the goddess from your date with the goddess

CONTEXT: so my sister told me that we needed to postpone the picnic (That was supposed to be ME AND ERIS ONLY) because MY DUMB FRICKING sister was like "I don't feel good, can we postpone the picnic?" No, because....

1. YOU ARE THE LYFT/UBER

2. IT'S A PRIVATE THING BETWEEN ME AND ERIS, YOU DOLT



I simply needed you to drop me off and pick me up when it's done, or at least just supervise

 YOU ARE NOT INVITED.

I also reminded her that it was supposed to be me and Eris only, it wasn't supposed to have you and mom burst into our private time.

YET SHE JUST SAID TO FORGET ABOUT HER

NO

SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE